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Douchebag

I called some of my people. Heavy, pipe hittin cholos who went to work on Holmes with pair of pliers and a habanero blowtorch. The noose is tightening, fat boy. you're the only fucking DIPSUCK on my radar right now. what i plan on doing to you reaches far beyond the realm of recorded serial killer ...

Douchebag

the fucking MEXICANS are hot on my trail. i KNOW one of you nad nibblers is fucking up to something. WHO THE FU CK IS CONSPIRING WITH THE GOD DAMN FCKING MEXICANS !!? FUCK !! i check in at headquarters last night and fucking ROLLINS and A-Bomb are passed out with their pants around their ankles. I l...

Douchebag

i hear you're rolling with O'Cyrus now

is this fucking true, DICKHEAD? I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW

Douchebag

FUCK YOU PSUFAN just FUCK YOU

IM FUCKIGN PISSED

Douchebag

we're going to do this. we're going to do this for fucking SLIM. our vengeance will be sought at THE POINT ever since you offed him, our dicks only get semi erect. why? Because slim was pulling in the grade a tang. now we're relegated to trashy flabwhores with dickbreath. but it aint no thing. we'll...

Douchebag

this is BLATANT disrespect. this will NOT be fucking tolerated

your balls are MINE, psufan. fucking MINE

Douchebag

i'd like to publically welcome our boy Petrus to The Crew. What Petrus brings is a raw passion to BEAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU PEOPLE. the anger, it FLOWS within him. our dicks literally get hard at how badly this guy wants to FUCK YOU UP.

The Crew is now complete...again.

EAT SSHIT AND DIE

Douchebag

warren - your application for entry into The Crew has been - DENIED

bbqjones - your application for entry into The Crew has been - DENIED

Petrus - I would like to formally invite you to our headquarter for a face to face interview. Stevo will contact you shortly about travel arrangements.

Douchebag

we had two VERY solid leads for this position. lost em to the O'Cyrus crew

mother of FUCK

stevo - get your fucking SHIT together

the rest of you can eat my ass

Douchebag

UGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GEORGIA FUCKING BULLDOGS BITCHES you know why i root for the POUND, you sackless fairies? because their motto is like mine. we'll face you ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE, come rain, snow, hell or high water. Da UGA will beat the shit outta you just as my fists will ANYTIME or ANYPLACE...

Douchebag

i trained half those fucking pussies, but they won't admit it. when it comes to BEATING ASS i could take any of those goddamn nancy fairyboys. fuck them. FUCK THEM in the fucking assholes

Douchebag

dear petrus,

if you're reading this i can put you to work. how are you with your fists? can you fill with RAGE on a dime and BEAT some motherfelching ASS?

i'll send you an application for employment into The Crew. the approval process will take several days.

Douchebag

i was waiting for you at the fucking PIER. you pussed out AGAIN you pansy ass little needleDICK

Douchebag

If you need the space, I can KILL another of you. congrat-u-fucking lations, pillowdick. you offed the WEAKEST member of my crew. if anything, i should send your shitstained ass a bottle of fucking bubbly for what you did. Slim, while sorely missed as a person, he is NOT missed as a member of moeth...

Douchebag

A 5th member into hte Crew is being considered. that member MIGHT be taken from this board.

Douchebag

Slow your fucking ROLE there, squirreldick. you MURDER one of my men and now threatening another? just who in the FUCK do you think you are ?

Douchebag

excellent. my boy has returned. A-Bomb - I hope you've been working out and pounding 40s. we'll be putting these fools in check soon. REAL soon.

tread lightly, dickstains.

Douchebag

Big Pickle,

check your pms.

(possible recruitment into THe Crew)

Douchebag

i will see to it that whoever wins this faggoty little "smackoff" gets fucking MURDERED

by ME

i'm going to laugh my motherfucking ASS off watching you peeholes throw the tournament

Douchebag

yeah and i call a shotgun to your fucking BALLS. don't step on my fucking turf pal unless you want to PAY

Douchebag

PUT ME ON THE FHUCKING RADIO DICKHOLES !! I WILL GET MY MESSAGE OF BEATING ASS OUT TO EVERYBODY ON THESE SHITBOX JIM ROME MESSAGE BOAREDS

Douchebag

I'm sure they're fully engorged and trembling with anticipation. it's easy to laugh when you're still alive. i'll stuff your face up De Mar's asshole and feed you in a goddamn woodchipper like a human chain. you BEST start respecting me godDAMNIT. this will NOT be tolerated. i'm so fuckng pssed rig...

Douchebag

let this serve as an official warnign to you two fuckheaded dipholes. if you don't shut your fucking HOLES, i'm going to deliver the most brutal, most merciless beatdown upon you two that man has ever KNOWN. i'm a professional fighter. I kick ASS for a living, you pansy ass nancys. if you don't slow...

Douchebag

if you dont shut your fucking mouth, your face will be totally eclipsed by my FIST

Douchebag

i want ALL of you assgaped fucklicks to shut the FUCK UP for one second and listen to what i got to fuckin say. some shit is gonna go fuckin DOWN and its gonna YOU piece of asshole cockslaps. i've been bumpin around with stevo at various Choice Hotels just gettin my SCOPE ON. i'm checkin out your fu...

Douchebag

if you dont shut your fucking mouth, i'm going to fucking kill you

Douchebag

Papa Willie wrote:Are "smackoffs" still done? Whoa.

you BEST shut the fuck up before i shove your head up y0our asshole then back down your neck til it reaches your balls.

make your time, assdick.

Douchebag

the only thing getting picked off will be your testicles after i methodically remove them with a pair of forceps and then stuff them down your god damn THROAT. then i'll make you gargle your own fucking balls as Rollins fucks you in the ASS and Stevo straddles your ugly wetback face while your pathe...

Douchebag

B, I am going to tear out the part of my yard that lines with the driveway and put in some flatstone as a walkway along the driveway. The part I don't want to do is the uprooting of the grass. I will simply go down to the 2nd ward and go to "contractors paradise" and pick up one messican ...

Douchebag

i want to give mad props to the FUCKING CREW for inspiring me to do this thread as well as Bill-DC at tards.net for his washington crapitals practice PET. who in the living mother of FUCK do you think you are parading for THE CREW, assblaster? i don't know you and i sure as shit don't fucking LIKE ...

Douchebag

The Crew will NOT be disrespected like this. this must END

yeah, we pound hot skanks and get fucked up. what of it? i'll fucking KILL you. ALL of you

Douchebag

Georgia Bulldogs, BITCHES

UUUUUUGA!

the sec is the ONLY fucking conference that matters. call me out on that, and your ass is fucking wasted.

Ohoi St, USC, Oklahomo - ALL would be at the bottom of the SEC.

Douchebag

get BENT, dipwads. the only thing i root for is paralyzation to cover the spread against all you assheads. except on saturdays. then i root for the one and only:

motherfucking national champions, you BALLTICKLERS!

Douchebag

i am NOT buying presents or sitting around the fire or drinking hot cocoa and sharing in christmas jing along carols or any of that faggot SHIT. all i'm going to think about is the beautiful relationship between my tightening fists and ALL of your fat, ugly faces you goddamn SWINES the motherfucking...

Douchebag

I will adminsister a backwards Heimlich manuever upon you....kneeing you in the crotch while I grab your balls and ram them into your asshole....thrusting in a twisting upward motion into your diaphram which will force your liver and kidneys into your mouth whereupon I force you to chew your own or...

Douchebag

RumpleForeskin wrote:Does this mean I am off the hook as the proverbial doormat?

tread lightly, DICKSTAIN

your faggotyass is near the top of my list. including that bitch of yours, cuz she counts as 3 kills.

Douchebag

those dipfucks have assumed the position of rotting corpses in the crawlspace of my mother's house.

only the fuckstain you faggots call "Van" wept.

Douchebag

Yo Gpete

i like you style dog. there might soon be an opening for entry into THE CREW. how are you with your fists?

Douchebag

as many of you pee slits know, the Summer Beatdown Tour of 2007 did not go exactly as planned. Slim-J, Dice, and Steiner have all perished, however THE CREW remains in tact. Rollins, Stevo, A-Bomb and myself have left summer behind and have WELCOMED the fall season with a whole new mentality. We're ...

Douchebag

Which faggot was that again? You homos need to take it easy. That's a prostate gland not a speedbag. i am sick and fucking TIRED of you disrespecting me and THE CREW this way. this MUST end. that was fucking SLIM-J and his life ENDED in pittsburgh doing what he loved best. BEATING ass and POUNDING ...

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