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by Douchebag
Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: make your time, bitches
Replies: 67
Views: 3142

If your so tough, why haven't you posted your address? Know why? Because you're all fucking hat and no fucking cattle. THAT is why. Burn. :self highfive: OoT!!!1 Because this is an internet message / flame board where we can call you pussies, and cunts and faggots and make fun of your oh so gay loo...
by Douchebag
Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: make your time, bitches
Replies: 67
Views: 3142

Yeah, you guys can keep pushing, but I think this dude is for real. When he puts his foot on your neck and pees in your hair and then makes you spend the night at Super 8 before your redeye flight home, you'll know. 'Bout time somebody called you dicklickers out. No, it has to be Choice Hotels. I f...
by Douchebag
Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: make your time, bitches
Replies: 67
Views: 3142

Derron wrote:Nice pink shirt you fucking fairy.
Fuck you you raging faggot. This is how i roll. I've plowed more trim in this shirt at the Rally's drive thru than you EVER could with a hooker and a loaded shotgun.
by Douchebag
Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: make your time, bitches
Replies: 67
Views: 3142

Here's the deal fuckos. My parents signed me up for a visa platinum credit card and i have been checking into airfare rates to and from Macon, Georgia. Anyone willing to make the trip out here to face me, bare knuckle to bare knuckle, well i'm willing to foot the bill. it will be a small price to pa...
by Douchebag
Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: make your time, bitches
Replies: 67
Views: 3142

Ohhhh, a couple of regular jokesters you guys are. "old coot" huh? you know what we do to "old coots" round here? We jerkoff with your dentures and then shove em back in your mouth. Then i'll show your wife what a REAL man's cock feels like. I bet you haven't given it to her good...
by Douchebag
Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: make your time, bitches
Replies: 67
Views: 3142

Oh Yeah? I'm in. C'mon, douchebag, MEET ME at Dolores Park in San Francisco. Today or tomorrow--whenever you can borrow the bus fare. Arrive and announce yourself--"Hi San Francisco, I'm Douchbag!" No one will pay any attention to you. And you may ignore the bums, dog-walkers, and loafing...
by Douchebag
Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: make your time, bitches
Replies: 67
Views: 3142

PSUFAN wrote:Yep. Youse Asians eat Dog - Douchebag here just helps their corpses get across the street.

It's all about PASSION, dog.
Fuck you asshole. Penn St is a pussy program with a corpse for a head coach. my hjigh school team would plunder your asses into the ground. i'm the starting middle linebacker.
by Douchebag
Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: make your time, bitches
Replies: 67
Views: 3142

Hello to my new freind!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D Wellcome to thes place, we like much the new peoples. But what you say thes, bench A LOT??? What mean thes??? Aslo please say it how you find thes place, why you no post message for two week??? We happy you find it here, wellcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D ;) Is good...
by Douchebag
Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: make your time, bitches
Replies: 67
Views: 3142

Re: make your time, bitches

What’s up, fuckstains. I’ve been lurking in this shithole for about two weeks now and see that there are a whole lot of losers up in here. I would beat the piss out of every single one of you. My stats are 6’1” 250 lbs and I can bench A LOT. I want to smack all of you down and then I want to fight ...
by Douchebag
Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: make your time, bitches
Replies: 67
Views: 3142

make your time, bitches

What’s up, fuckstains. I’ve been lurking in this shithole for about two weeks now and see that there are a whole lot of losers up in here. I would beat the piss out of every single one of you. My stats are 6’1” 250 lbs and I can bench A LOT. I want to smack all of you down and then I want to fight y...