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Douchebag

PSUFAN - you talk an awful lot, boy. you gonna back it up? you gonna have any energy left in those girly little hands of yours after all this typin you've done? fuckign be WARNED: i have printed and cut out all of your posts directed towards me and am building a collage with them. in the center i ha...

Douchebag

GODDAMMIT....I clearly have to work harder to get on this fuckhole's radar. i don't sense you truly want to step to the D. you don't want to face me and you know it. you just want acceptance in some pathetic way by having me recognize you. sorry, you greasy fucking pig but it's unlikely you will ev...

Douchebag

i am going to laugh my fucking ASS off while i chop you up into thirds and dump each portion into the Three Rivers.

then i'll hand your wife a net and tell her to go fish you out.

Douchebag

it's week 2 of the Shit List rankings and some changes have occurred. the more i read this board, the more i get filled with intense rage and want to fucking destroy you pathetic pieces of SHIT. YOU ARE SHIT. YOU ARE ANIMAL SHIT. i just don't think you fucking idiots understand how much i truly fuck...

Douchebag

it's NOT a gay thing you sick fucking perverts yes, i get EXCITED at the thought of beating the piss out of some mealy mouthed smack running faggot. i crave to hear their screams when im beating their fucking ass! me and A-Bomb cannot get enough of it don't turn this into a GAY thing you fucking sic...

Douchebag

just keep running your fucking mouths

KEEP DOING IT

i'm taking notes on all of you little cocksuckers. i can't wait to hear your laughter turn to cries of pain. i'm getting hard just thinking about it!

Douchebag

my boy bace didn't get snubbed. DONT fucking act like you know what's going on here PSUFAN. I AM in control here. NOT you these guys are my official crew. anybody who wants to step in and help like bace or my boy enigmabag would only be classified as "volunteers." because it takes months a...

Douchebag

we're creeping closer and closer to SUMMER and i think its about time you rotting shitbags met my fucking CREW these are the guys that make it all happen for me. i've trained each and every one of them everything i know. not only fighting and how to be a BADASS but about planning and preparation. so...

Douchebag

no

FUCK all of you. FUCK every last one of you except bacefelice and enigmabag.

YOU WILL PAY

Douchebag

you still haven't told me where you live, pussy. And you claim you want to throw down? pussy

no worries. soon a rep from my crew will be contacting you via pm and we'll straighten out the details

Douchebag

yes, i'm looking your way Tom. I've seen Tom up close and he will fuck your shit up. For real. Don't say I didn't warn you. yawn yeah, like i haven't heard this before. you think it fucking matters? you think size matters? 1) i have NEVER lost a fight ever since i was a small child on the fucking p...

Douchebag

what the fuck are you talking about? name where you live bitch, i'm sure you'll be close to one of my stops. ANNOUNCEMENT : i've officially added Washington, DC to the tour. a date has yet to be determined. gotta get on the horn with a member of my crew who books all this shit for me. you'll learn a...

Douchebag

Milwaukee is on there you fuckign PRICK. i can't go to every goddamn town in teh fucking country, some of you will have to sacrifice and go to the "big cities" that I've chosen. that is why i'm offering to put people up in choice hotels if need be. don't be a sackless pussy and MAKE THE DR...

Douchebag

Pussy. You think by not mentioning me you're going to be able to hide? you don't even rate you miserable little maggot. i explained that to you before. i pity your pathetic existence too much to beat you down. you aren't worthy of it. hopefully one day you'll have the fucking balls to finish yourse...

Douchebag

WolverineSteve wrote:Are there any "others recieving votes" that have a chance to crack the top 10?

yes, yes there is. thank you for reminding me "Steve."

honorable mention:

OCMike
mvscal
Mister Bushice
Goober McTuber
Bsmack
Rootbeer
MuchoBulls
Cicero

Douchebag

what part of:

as i said this list is subject ot change on a weekly basis.

did you not undestand smackacholic? these rankings are not yet set in stone. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I HAD TO FUCKING REPEAT THIS, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!?!?!

Douchebag

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then...

Douchebag

LISTEN UP dicks: as i said this list is subject ot change on a weekly basis. i will release the new set of rankings ever Monday , and it will be finalized on June 2nd, the day before the first day of the tour in tampa, fl. Let me go over this one more fucking time for you idiots: EVERYBODY who steps...

Douchebag

it's about fucking time you asshats started taking me SERIOUSLY. goddamn Now douchie, don't have a hissy. Whatever gave you the idea that you're not taken seriously? For a bad troll job, you've gotten a decent amount of run. Go slam some Mr. Pibbs ( that was a great line, btw) and stop hyper-ventil...

Douchebag

MoF, my first question is....if you don't ask any questions, how will you find us all in the first place to adminsiter these beatings? "no questions asked" as in there is no question the #1 guy WILL BE KILLED, you fucking idiot. GOT IT? But I thought you were the #1 guy? So I take it you ...

Douchebag

Toddowen wrote:MoF, my first question is....if you don't ask any questions, how will you find us all in the first place to adminsiter these beatings?

"no questions asked" as in there is no question the #1 guy WILL BE KILLED, you fucking idiot.

GOT IT?

Douchebag

funny you should mention your mom, vomit and hair, since your fatass mom recently vomited on my pubes when she tried to take a little too much of the smackaholic's sausage. you better fukkin' hope you roll through p'burg before ct as the killing you'd get here will be worse i would be cautious with...

Douchebag

it's about fucking time you asshats started taking me SERIOUSLY. goddamn but don't think for one fucking second that if you hang from my freshly shaven balls that youre gonna get off easily. i am still going to pound ANY of you fruits with my fists and maybe a sledgehammer, who dare step to me come ...

Douchebag

PSUFAN wrote:TrollTrain

they fucking banned me from that shitbox in one fucking post. fuck those assholes. i would love to beat them all down but now i can't find out where they live

FUCK

Douchebag

looks like i'll have to finish the job

Douchebag

i've been reading this board obsessively for the past three weeks. some days i just eye certain posters until i start twitching with severe rage i am in the process of creating a Top Ten Ranking shit list that that will result in all of you paralyzed, and the dumbfuck lucky enough to be at the #1 pe...

Douchebag

keith jackson is a legend and the voice of college football you miserable prick. you've been bumped near the top of my list, asshole

Douchebag

is it too late to pick for this piece of shit game? my picks:

every single one of you scared, pathetic fruits who dare step to me this summer.

Douchebag

Douchebag- i know you have said a hundered times you are going to take care of business on this WHOOPASS tour all by yourself, but i want to go. so does li'l T-bag. you can deliver the beat downs and i'll take pictures of all the knocked out fucks getting their eye sockets covered by li'l T-bag. wh...

Douchebag

If you get anywhere between Las Vegas and Butte, Montana, I will gladly fight you. What fighting style did you want to use? Boxing rules? Kickboxing? K1? UFC? Or tae kwon do style where we take turns jumping in the air and kicking in the other person's general direction without getting closer than ...

Douchebag

fuck off.

where's a good place to grub in pittsburgh? i might catch a pirates game while im there too.

Douchebag

Fuck this. Your life will END in Pittsburgh, where the Ohio River BEGINS. make no mistake PSUFAN, YOU are at the top of my list, dickface. ive got something extra special in store for you. invite your wife, your family. i will beat the piss out of you so bad your wife will beg to fuck me. then i'll...

Douchebag

i'm fucking sitting back here and laughing my ass off at you pathetic clowns. you have no idea whiat's in store for you. your arrogance is going to get you beat the fuck down. you think you can hang with me and you just have no fucking idea what kind of skill and beatdown ability i possess. i've fuc...

Douchebag

hey douche, i would like to be your first victum. should i pm you my address? or just expect a unexpected visit to my house? i'm sticking to an itenerary, fuckhead. so if you want first dibs of getting beat the fuck down you'll have to fly out to tampa, where the tour starts. i'll gladly roll you b...

Douchebag

that's right, slapfucks. i've been pumping iron for hours and listening to some paul wall just gettin in the zone for what's to come this summer. june cannot come soon enough. i'm lifting, toning, fucking bitches, and staring down faggots who are afraid to step to me. they don't step and they smart ...

Douchebag

SoCalTrjn wrote:Id invite any of you to come out to our practices or games before passing judgement

post the address

do it

Douchebag

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Bwahahahahaha

your bitche's hands are bigger than yours. i could take you, little man. i could totally take you. one punch.

Douchebag

Kinda funny, when I was reading this drivel and I got to the part where you were speaking of Mr Massengill®, and "seeing him give a ....." I know it said beatdown, but I read it as blowjob....boy, sometimes the Freudian slip can have double meanings....Anyway, I thought to myself: "S...

Douchebag

that's a girl who goes by the name of Miranda. Miranda is one of only about seven women in total who have been on the receiving end of one of my patented beatdowns. about 2 years ago, her boyfriend personally threatened me and my family. he actually stepped to me at my crib yelling out, "Yo, Do...

Douchebag

stick it up your fucking ass, doc. i will piss down your throat after i beat your face in with my erect cock that your wife just sucked after I made her assfuck your dog with a dildo.

twice.

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