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Douchebag

you guys just relax and let me take care of this.

i'm on the greyhound and will spend the entire trip thinking of how i'm going to KILL psufan

oh yes! things are going to be fine! Just fine! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Douchebag

there will be no Bud Bash tonight, Rollins. you fucked up and now i need to get us out of this mess. Steiner gets out of control, Slim dies, and you fail to capture PSU...and I'm supposed to act like everything is cool and party with you tonight? FUCK THAT i'm on my way to The Burgh in search for PS...

Douchebag

shut your hole. don't distract me from what HAS TO BE DONE A-Bomb, Stevo, Dice - hold the fort down until i get back. and don't spend any of the money in the fucking Dill pickle jar i have in the breadbox. we'll need every last dollar especially after half of Slim's merch money got flushed down the ...

Douchebag

In 45 minutes, i'll have boarded a greyhound in route to PITTSBURGH enough fooling around. im taking matters into my own hands. i am going to find out what happened to slim and i will find him (dead or alive) and then i am going to HUNT DOWN PSUFAN. the rest of the tour means NOTHING at this point. ...

Douchebag

I'd also like to take this m oment to say this week's SHIT LIST RANKINGS have been CANCELED

i can't think straight right now with all the shit that's goin down.

Douchebag

Listen Rollins... who's running the show here? Everybody named Douchebag raise your hand ~raises hand~ THAT"S who's running the fucking show that's right. That means you SHUT THE FUCK UP and listen to my fucking orders. my patience is running dry you aren't going ANYWHERE, Rollins. you hear tha...

Douchebag

what the fuck went down yesterday?! What's this victory PSUFAN seems to be boasting about? IS HE BULLSHITTING ME? I WON'T BELIEVE IT UNTIL I HEAR FROM MY CREW! i want answers NOW , dammit! my phone just got disconnected, so ROLLINS, i need you to check in with me STAT! fuck, you were supposed to be ...

Douchebag

don't worry about Steiner. i've gotten ahold of him and he's headed BACK to georgia right now via greyhound. i'll deal with him when he gets back. you need to get down to the Point right fuckin now! Slim isnt answering his phone, but that's probably where he's at. You need to find a way to get down ...

Douchebag

Fucking Steiner drank two Buds on the way to the club, passed out at our VIP table and left Slim and I HANGING AGAIN. By the time we realized a couple of the bitches had husbands, it was already ON LIKE NAPALM and dumbshit slept through the whole thing. That fucking COCK. Tell that fat fuck to turn...

Douchebag

A-Bomb wrote:
You're executioner, buttercup.
i've got an IQ of about 13 and even i know it's supposed to be "your".

fucking MORON.

Excellent. The bottom feeder of my organization is giving this clown an intellectual ass beating.

How many more ways can we kick your ass, you fucking dick?

Douchebag

Makes sense. The homosexual Bag Crew can whale-watch. Look, Douchebag is breaching again!! shouldn't you be preparing for tomorrow, instead of cracking jokes in here ASSWIPE? Rollins - thanks for the update. Tell Slim not to work too hard on hunting down hot bitches for me. i've actually got someth...

Douchebag

fucking SWEET. this wasn't my original plan, but PSUFAN just made this shit waaaaay too easy for us. Rollins, Slim, Steiner - you know what to do. you've got my orders. head to the Point and locate PSUFAN. Catch him, tarp him up, and send him back. WITHOUT A BRUISE ON HIS BODY that part is very impo...

Douchebag

They're just going to "spot" me? like i said dumbass, this isn't a mission to take you out. Rollins and Slim will be there on business. BUT... they'll be on the lookout for you. their eyes will be peeled and their arms will be flexed. IF they see you, i have ordered for them to bring you ...

Douchebag

consider what i'm about to tell you a fucking favor, dickslap. here's the deal: tomorrow Rollins is headed to the Burgh for the weekend to conduct some business. i'm also sending Slim along with him to move some puka necklaces and other merch to earn some extra cash for the tour. Steiner will be tag...

Douchebag

it isn't about the "challenge". all shapes and sizes of motherfuckers have to pay sometimes.

i don't discriminate based on age, race, body type, or even gender.

if you deserve a beatdown you WILL GET BEAT THE FUCK DOWN.

dat simple.

Douchebag

If we've moved on, I'll just set wolfman' wheelchair on fire and sit back down. Let me know when we're doing this thing. don't worry Bomber. you'll get yours with this fuck. SW FLA is very early on the tour schedule. steady your hunger before then by hitting up the local Family Christian Bookstore ...

Douchebag

i'm tired of sticking up for you. and i'm tired of your stupid shit. you fight like a fat girl and the closest thing to pussy youll find on your tour is that CREW of yours. and speaking of crews, i just joined one. you know that windchime guy in california you told me to check out. well, he aint so...

Douchebag

SoCalTrjn wrote:I will admit that i stacked my team in the draft by getting all travel team players

i could see you soaring from unranked to 1st in a matter of seconds you worthless piece of shit loser.

i am going to hunt you fucking down and beat the excrement out of you with the business end of a TPX

Douchebag

what the fuck EVER possessed you to think you were part of The Crew, you fucking worthless shitstain? a LONG ASS time ago I even stated on this very board that i respected your efforts here but that you (and my boy Bace) would only be mere "volunteers" during this tour. but part of the off...

Douchebag

Another question for DB: how do you feel about the Grateful Dead? what the hell is this shit? now you're turning into a comedian like rest of these fruits? tell you what, PSUFAN. since I can be a cool guy sometimes, I'll go ahead and dispose of your limbs in nicely scented body bags so when your wi...

Douchebag

Seriously PSUFAN - what does a suburban family man like you think your'e going to do to me and my Crew?

this shit is WHAT WE DO. and you think you can step to us?

LMAO

Douchebag

just so you losers know, our weekend bender of pounding forties and nailing skanks is over and it's back to business.

we've got some plans in the mix. just watch.

we've got plans.

Douchebag

Fuckin Stevo is comin off a 3 day bender and appears to have made a "clerical" error when using the spreadsheet. fuckit, it happens. this shit is more for YOUR reference anyway asshole. last week's rankings don't matter you loser. only thing that matters is the present. and PRESENTLY, you ...

Douchebag

some changes have definitely taken place since last week's rankings. MOST of you continue to show me NO RESPECT whatsoever and it pisses me off so bad I want to put drywall screws through your fucking skulls. let's recap last week's rankings: 1 PSUFAN 2 smackaholic 3 Y2K 4 Wolfman 5 Mace 6 KC Scott ...

Douchebag

it's quittin time, brah. don't worry about the rest tonight good thing most of us are in town tonight. roll on over to the crib. me and steiner will be pounding 40s of Red Dog and playing Guitar Hero. we got some bud too. then we're gonna get our CLUB on and find some hot skanks to nail. hit me up o...

Douchebag

Rollins - i GET that bro but I need to to start sizing up future competition NOW.

i need you working with Stevo to get this information right away. the sooner the better.

And Stevo - GET Rollins and Slim their fucking itenerary man. Enough wasting time.

Douchebag

Rollins and Stevo - hows the stat sheet comin along? we need to start sizing up these fuckos to see what we're dealin with

pm or fax me what you got so far.

Douchebag

I'm sensing some division within the Crew. Perhaps its time for some new leadership if D-Bag cant keep all his women in line no you fucking prick, there is no "division". i don't exactly pay Steiner for his brains. he's my fucking bodyguard. so every now and then i have to keep him in che...

Douchebag

BADASS

have Rob hit me up on my celly

even better, he has a myspace account right?

Douchebag

Stevo -

get a read on this "IndyFrisco"

PM me the location and tracking #.

GET ON IT NOW

Douchebag

well, well, well...

what do we have here? another worthless peeon tryin to get over on me and MY CREW.

newsflash ASSBREATH: you fuck with us, and you fuck with yo'self.

just think, with each post, that's how many more beatings you'll get from my fucknig fists.

make your time

Douchebag

god DAMMIT Steiner.

This place isn't a fucking playground for you, you little cocksucker. Now GET BACK in the fucking meeting room and quit fucking around. Get the fuck off here. This shit is fucking serious. STOP WASTING MY TIME STEINER.

Douchebag

Jay in Phoenix wrote:What size hangin' rope do you wear Rollins? And let me know the rest of the crew's neck sizes too, plus or minus the pukas.

Hang in there faggots.

Stevo, go ahead and take this ASSHOLE outta cloumn C and put him into...A. do it quickly

THE CHICKEN IS LEAVING THE BARN

Douchebag

Attention CREW:

To the war room STAT.

Stevo, bring the fucking coffee this time.

Douchebag

BSmack wrote:Methinks you're getting a little insecure.

you like trivia, right? can I ask you a question?

how exactly are you going to "think" when your brain is splattered all over the fucking sidewalk?

take your time, fuckhole

Douchebag

you shut your fucking mouth, B-Smack. nobody is taking over my throne anytime soon. if it's anyone though, it will be Rollins. when/if i decide to stop beating ass, i will mold him into the ring leader. but that's neither here nor there. you don't need to worry about it. just sit down, shut up, and ...

Douchebag

listen up Steiner - if this pathetic shitsicle R-Jack earns the distinction of getting paralyzed, I MIGHT let you finish the job. after you snap his neck i'll order Rollins to take a giant shit on his back and spread it around as to lube him up, that way he'll glide down tthe fucking mountain we pus...

Douchebag

Hey Stevo, go ahead and get a double read on this guy.

Tracking number: 32867
Location: Phoenix, Arizona

On my que, go ahead and send the signal. Ping 385736.

Re-direct the info to box 77.6

Get on it. NOW.

Douchebag

i don't think so ASSHOLE. no lawyers. i don't roll like that. all my bizness gets handled on the streets. you gotta keep it real

Douchebag

is this petty homosmack bullshit all you dickweeds can throw my way? is this all you got?

go ahead. keep calling me gay. you're real big talkers behind your monitors.

i can't wait to see how fucking tough you assholes sound when i'm staring you down with my aviator sunglasses on.

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