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by BSmack
Thu Oct 10, 2024 4:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: VP Debate
Replies: 150
Views: 4684

Re: VP Debate

Some of you folks need a civics class update on what the VP does in the Administration. As John Nance Garner one said, the job wasn’t worth “…a bucket of warm piss.” That's not what Pedo Joe said about her role, so shovel the shit somewhere else. Campaign rhetoric. I’m talking about how the system ...
by BSmack
Thu Oct 10, 2024 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: VP Debate
Replies: 150
Views: 4684

Re: VP Debate

Some of you folks need a civics class update on what the VP does in the Administration. As John Nance Garner one said, the job wasn’t worth “…a bucket of warm piss.”
by BSmack
Fri Sep 20, 2024 12:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Angela in OKC
Replies: 5
Views: 253

RIP Angela in OKC

Angela was one of the early members of the Smackaverse and one of the few I maintained contact with IRL. She was one of the few voices of reason in the earliest days. http://www.goobernews.com/Angela_Holmberg.html?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3rL91XPJbj53-9e8-V4hODVvnlPITne-VPrsGsuyvE5E1pt89wjLu8gsc_a...
by BSmack
Tue Sep 03, 2024 3:56 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Why even bother
Replies: 4
Views: 8049

Re: Why even bother

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Straight cash homie.
by BSmack
Fri Aug 30, 2024 5:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Cackles hagiography continues...
Replies: 125
Views: 5875

Re: The Cackles hagiography continues...

Wow what a pic, even if they are all hens. For those of you who have not been turkey hunting, they are very difficult to hunt, the slightest move will spook them and they fly away immediately. Plus you have to call them to you, really hard to do. I’ve seen plenty of wild turkey during deer season. ...
by BSmack
Fri Aug 30, 2024 5:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 103
Views: 6003

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

Boeing should concentrate on building planes that don’t have catastrophic failures before getting into the space game.
by BSmack
Tue Aug 06, 2024 11:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Simone Biles loves her black job
Replies: 8
Views: 617

Re: Simone Biles loves her black job

Lolol! The GOAT kicking Dump and his racist supporters square in the nuts. Love it. https://i.ibb.co/NKxXQdc/biles.jpg The most decorated gymnast of all time speaking the truth. I know this will hurt the feelings of L45B; mvscunt; and Carson, T1B's Roman Polanski; but the truth hurts. https://www.w...
by BSmack
Fri May 31, 2024 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: BREAKING NEWS. Verdict is in
Replies: 40
Views: 1874

Re: BREAKING NEWS. Verdict is in

A duly constituted jury in New York State has spoken. I ‘ll take their word over the conspiracy wing of the GOP.
by BSmack
Fri May 24, 2024 11:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition
Replies: 42
Views: 2656

Re: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition

Diego in Seattle wrote:Image
Why is he dressed like a nun who forgot her habit?
by BSmack
Thu May 02, 2024 1:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FTC bans non-compete clauses
Replies: 24
Views: 1825

Re: FTC bans non-compete clauses

You can’t be pro-capitalist and against competition.The only thing wrong with this decision is that it doesn’t apply to 100% of the workforce.
by BSmack
Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Insane Lottery games $$$
Replies: 14
Views: 1711

Re: Insane Lottery games $$$

Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 mil...
by BSmack
Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Song
Replies: 11
Views: 888

Re: Signature Song

Identify the signature song for the following... Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze Hall & Oates: Maneater ELO: Evil Woman Everclear: Who? The Clash: Rock the Casbah The Charlie Daniels Band: Devil Went down to Georgia U2: Pride: In the Name of Love Donna Summer AC/DC : Hells Bells Peter Gabriel: Biko
by BSmack
Sun Feb 25, 2024 12:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign
Replies: 43
Views: 2790

Re: Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign

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by BSmack
Sun Feb 18, 2024 6:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stade Olympique
Replies: 7
Views: 667

Re: Stade Olympique

My brother and I used to go to Expos games. Lighting was terrible but the atmosphere was awesome. They would play “the Happy Wanderer” between innings, seats where 20 USD and the Expos.played well for a team that was constantly gutted of star players. Good times until MLB sold them down the coat to ...
by BSmack
Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raise Your Red Solo Cup
Replies: 11
Views: 860

Re: Raise Your Red Solo Cup

He ain’t as alive as he once was, but he’s as dead as he’ll ever be.

RIP Toby
by BSmack
Sat Jan 27, 2024 5:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oscar Awards 2024 - Jokey is a fag edition
Replies: 21
Views: 1543

Re: Oscar Awards 2024 - Jokey is a fag edition

Never have I cared less about the Oscars. Or any other award show.


Sent from my iPhone using a big network of tubes.
by BSmack
Sun Jan 14, 2024 1:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL playoffs ...
Replies: 92
Views: 72180

Re: NFL playoffs ...

A good beat down of the Brownies.
by BSmack
Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s DeBoer...
Replies: 5
Views: 25682

Re: It’s DeBoer...

Of course it’s a nice hire. We’re talking about Alabama not Cal.
by BSmack
Mon Jan 08, 2024 10:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: She got tired of having fun
Replies: 4
Views: 24028

Re: She got tired of having fun

StrawMan wrote:Did she HAVE to sign over those perfect titties?
A non obscured view. Because rules are rules.

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by BSmack
Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm Starsky, he's Dead...
Replies: 11
Views: 78456

Re: I'm Starsky, he's Dead...

His music was proof that he had no soul.
by BSmack
Fri Jan 05, 2024 7:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pete Rose Interview
Replies: 7
Views: 34429

Re: Pete Rose Interview

I grew up in southern Ohio in the 70’s. The Big Red Machine was the single most important thing in daily life in the spring, summer and fall (And Archie Griffin won two Heisman trophies then). But Pete was a giant cock. There was a promotion in my town where Reds players came to sign autographs. Th...
by BSmack
Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another month another exploding car in WNY
Replies: 8
Views: 19433

Re: Another month another exploding car in WNY

Dr_Phibes wrote:Well that complicates things, what's the form? :?: At their next show, do you rent a Chrysler or a Jaguar?
Probably a 10 year old Subaru.
by BSmack
Wed Jan 03, 2024 5:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another month another exploding car in WNY
Replies: 8
Views: 19433

Re: Another month another exploding car in WNY

Moe does originals, not covers. They are a low rent Phish.
by BSmack
Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another month another exploding car in WNY
Replies: 8
Views: 19433

Re: Another month another exploding car in WNY

Screw_Michigan wrote:Huh, never knew until today that cars are deadly weapons. Police only care when "terror" is involved.
They are deadlier when packed with 12 gasoline containers.
by BSmack
Tue Jan 02, 2024 10:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another month another exploding car in WNY
Replies: 8
Views: 19433

Another month another exploding car in WNY

This guy plowed into another car and a bunch of pedestrians. The collision caused some of the 12 jugs of fuel in his vehicle to ignited causing a fire that took RFD over an hour to put out. Authorities think he “might” have had mental issues. https://www.rochesterfirst.com/news/rpd/at-least-two-dead...
by BSmack
Sun Dec 31, 2023 3:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What an Embarrassment
Replies: 7
Views: 10972

Re: What an Embarrassment

Jesus, TCU is feeling Free Shoes’ pain.
by BSmack
Sat Dec 30, 2023 4:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
Replies: 21
Views: 59501

Re: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me

by BSmack
Thu Dec 28, 2023 7:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
Replies: 21
Views: 59501

Re: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me

Screw_Michigan wrote:Seinfeld. Now there's a comedy.
A show about nothing with characters who are obnoxious twats. It ruined sitcoms for all time.
by BSmack
Thu Dec 28, 2023 6:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
Replies: 21
Views: 59501

Re: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me

The first 6 seasons were pretty good. After that the show got preachy and less interesting.
by BSmack
Wed Dec 27, 2023 10:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 38
Views: 175369

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

Holiday Inn (The original White Christmas movie)
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
It’s a Wonderful Life
by BSmack
Tue Dec 26, 2023 7:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Boxing Day
Replies: 13
Views: 30178

Re: Happy Boxing Day

Happy Tsunami Day.

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by BSmack
Tue Dec 19, 2023 7:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The epitome of irony...
Replies: 8
Views: 20792

Re: The epitome of irony...

Imagine the most emotionally unstable nerd you knew in college. Now imagine him in multibillionaire.
by BSmack
Mon Dec 18, 2023 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
Replies: 26
Views: 54291

Re: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year

They opened a Five Guys on the chain restaurant strip in town. I still haven’t been there. Too many homegrown options.
by BSmack
Tue Dec 12, 2023 9:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paper Tomb
Replies: 16
Views: 34232

Re: Paper Tomb

I just watched the Odessa File last night. I had forgotten how good he was.
by BSmack
Fri Dec 01, 2023 7:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kissinterred
Replies: 22
Views: 39138

Re: Kissinterred

Kissinger was responsible for millions of innocents deaths. If there is a hell, may he spend eternity in a pile of his own excrement.
by BSmack
Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chuck Darwin swings and misses
Replies: 6
Views: 5044

Chuck Darwin swings and misses

I’ve been to this beach. The black sand is like running in quicksand. Unrack Chuck for missing some easy Thanksgiving leftovers.

https://nypost.com/2023/11/25/news/cock ... beach/amp/
by BSmack
Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Terrorism--ya think ???
Replies: 35
Views: 53912

Re: Terrorism--ya think ???

New money, probably tech. That's so western New York, real blue-bloods don't like Kiss. Confusing a Bentley with Virgin Galactic as a vehicle for launching old people into space. Too much too soon, his last rocket-ship was probably a Mercury station wagon. More like small business owners who are fl...
by BSmack
Sat Nov 25, 2023 5:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Terrorism--ya think ???
Replies: 35
Views: 53912

Re: Terrorism--ya think ???

Turns out it was a 50 something couple from Grand Island. Their fellow sailing club buddies were surprised.