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Inside his closet, Goobs in Drag Out jumps drunk old whisky Fag Down to the salon to get waxed Later tonight his fudge gets packed Ho ho Mo, Goobs will blow Ho ho Mo, Black guy named Bo Out in the alley, dick dick dick Down in the gutter, taints he'll lick First comes the Johnson of big, black Will ...

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http://i1159.photobucket.com/albums/p622/drtrollalot/Goobs%20wax_zpstcoyvnq2.png Away for a wax job, looking half dead That old fag Goober has plans to give head Before he goes out, he will get taint waxed His ass will be shiny when he gets his fudge packed He downs some Scope then goes out for a s...

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^^^^ Thanks

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Dasher wrote:WTF?

My avatar is gayer than Diego flipping through a cop-of-the-month calendar.

:brad:

Mine's not exactly the most imposing figure either - but after sifting though an hours worth of Deviant Art these were the best thing the boss could come up with

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I used to post here wrote: I mean, how did your avatars just disappear yesterday from my fototime account?

Why do that?

Those were legacy - I'd think you had some pride seeing they were still in use and as an homage to you and the rest of the originals

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Did you use a strap on, Ellen?

Last time we checked you still use the Does room

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I made a song!!!! And OMG I love reindeer sausage. I should get some delivered for Christmas. So you're looking for a sausage delivery? Sounds like a girl after my own heart . You're looking for Sausage delivery too, old fruit? Try putting a naked pic of yourself on a board full of dudes wait

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Oh JSC, Oh JSC, You'll ever be so flaming A symbol of the Liberal shill Addicted to so many pills Each percodan Each percocet You' beg for meds From liberal vets Oh JSC, Oh JSC, You'll ever be afflicted Oh JSC, Oh JSC, Elective surgery conflicted Each new carve Each Chinese part Closer to death with...

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So was the surgery really worth it Vicky?

I mean you could have still gotten the darker bucks without it, they like that extra flank in the bank

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Up on the one board Molly shows Her new tits cause she's a ho and some of her with new sex toys all for the little trolls Fapping joys Ho, ho, ho! Oh she would blow Ho, ho, ho! Even T V O Up on the one board Click, click, click In her PMs She wants Dick Pics First to the in box Of M V S Oh, dear GOD...

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Purse, purse, purse
Purse, purse, purse
Purse, purse, purse, purse, purse

Purse, purse, purse
Purse, purse, purse
Purse, purse, purse, purse, purse

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GTFO Cupid you stupid bitch
We KNOW you've been working side in Feb
If you ever try shooting another motherfucking arrow at me I will shoot back

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For the big day's training, I breakfast on duck eggs and beans and lunch on more eggs with raw onion and oysters. A couple of beast lights right before we ride, and I'll be set for the night.? God Damnit! now you're turning this into a dot net breakfast call out Thread? I will KILL YOU with my OWN ...

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Sudden Sam, Boring Man Posts shit threads, from the Can Round fat woman, wife number five Blows the mailman, to feel alive Sam is legally dead When his wife's legs are spread Sudden Sam Camera Man Pics of Shit, from Bammy Land God No, it's another P E T of a broke fence and some stupid tree Drop you...

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Smackie Chan wrote:An unsolicited RACK for mama!

Yea, that's about all you can give her these days Cheech

The Fat Red bastard already showed us her Christmas list and unless she's planning a sex change we know who the case load of Viagra and Penile implant rod are for Captain Limpdick

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What in the name of Trev's tarty Lesbo posings is this silly shit?

If you're trying to find Funny it's in a dictionary right after fucked up and fudgepacker

You better get your shit tight Rudy or we're gonna bloody that fucking nose and use AP's panties for the tampon

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That's right tinkerbell - That reason nose got red from being pushed into the mattress 8 times in 30 minutes ( Don't be jealous Molly) Jesus titty fucking Christ you fat old bastard, how fucking Moellered were you at 6:30 to grind that jibberish out? Or did you just sub your posting out to Smackaho...

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Fuck you fatass. You try pulling your 300 pounds and all that crap 20,000 miles in a night You're heart would explode faster than shutyomouth, B-Smack and Mt. St. Rumplewife at a Golden Corral dessert bar Go get on a god damn treadmill and drop a 100 lbs before you kill us all you gelatinous piece o...

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Dashing through Castro in a pair of assless chaps to the bars he'll go to sit on old queens laps Wind chimes on duplex ring Letting poofers know He just chugged the big black cock of some Cal grad named Joe Oh Ren Faire Fag Ren Faire Fag Sucks Dicks by The Bay "oh what fun" "to gulp s...

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Up on the one board Dee Snutz claws At jay and mace and yote's old balls thru each thread sucks cocks at will just like his old nic Kid Gashville Ho, ho, ho! damn he blows Ho, ho, ho! He don't know Up on the one board Click, click, click now he gets to swallow reindeer dick First he was run in a sma...

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If this sordid clambake ever did have an "MVP" his name would be: R-jack

and the winner for cross dressing fool emeritus: Atomic Thong

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You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout If your ass is real dry The KC Tards are dick grabbing fags Wags is real slow Paul types while eating pies They know what you are, but then what am I? KC Tards are dick grabbing fags Truman will make you sleepy His thread won't keep you awake M...

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PUS - You couldn't have posted this thread LAST MONTH??? :brad:

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Headhunter wrote:It was me. Is this a problem?

You're going to jail, Fred.

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RumpleForeskin wrote:The reindeer are out of control. This should shut'em up....

More like perk'em up.

You can't spell Sammy without S&M.

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quacker backer wrote:suckfest

Little late to be supplementing the Christmas list, isn't it?

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Y2K wrote:this personal info magically came from a machine locked into my IP address running defrag after a tune up

Not sure what any of that means, but I smell class action.

Sincerely,
Charleston

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warren wrote:Bring it fucks, I love to kill meat.

I'm squishing your firewall.

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Dasher wrote:Can I just say...who the fuck is quacker backer?

Just took a peek at Fat Boy's Naughty/Nice list. quacker backer got 0 stars, a thumbs down and a

WHAAAAAAAAT? GGHHAAAAA!

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Holy crap, that was excellent.

Rack the fuck out of the red-nosed reindeer.

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Holy shit.

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You faggoty city dwellers probably won't get any of that, but you are the same one's that let someone else kill your food, drill your oil, grow your dope and still "go green with gore." Wow. You're extremely tough and spectacularly self-reliant for a guy that posts from Mommy's computer a...

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From: Sammy To: Comet Posted: Tues Dec 11, 2007 11:23 am Subject: Please Do Not Share I have a smoking hot 3 y/o doe that likes to take pictures of herself and she has pestered me for months to wear something of hers and take a picture wearing something of hers. So I thought of how disgusting a pos...

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http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/p/po/pocheco/106597_surprised__confused.jpg Well, now I know what Rodney Harrison felt like when Anthony Smith guaranteed a Steelers victory. Who the fuck is smackaholic? A few posting tips, jackass: 1. Try to marshal your thoughts so that you don't have to post three times ...

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Martyred wrote:Yes, and then a comet hit the Earth, killing off all the dinosaurs.

If Earth=Shrubber and dinosaurs=kidney stones, I remember that. That was a great night. I don't drink gin any more.

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Since this is the season of good cheer and glad tidings toward all, I'd be in favor of reinstating the fat motherfucker. Think how happy that would make him! Why, he'd spring out of his recliner, dancing a jig of merriment errrrrr maybe he would slowly rise to his feet incurring only minimal spinal ...

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Everybody sends virii to me My Mom's PCs are fucked as you can see I know just who to blame for this catastrophe! And my demand to the Admins is as plain as it can be! All I want for Christmas is a new PC, Stop hacking me! Come on, nigga please! Gee, if I can't fuckin' fix my Mom's PCs, then I will ...

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Mizz Blue? Mizz Blue? You hood-a clutch is all-a feex.

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Mister Bushice wrote:Damn. Mikey hits a nerve on his first attempt.

He probably just needs a few lessons in how to develop a thick skin. You, of course, are probably not the ideal tutor, given your predilection for sending whiny PMs to quadrupeds.

RACK SaladTosser. It's a wonderful thread.

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Another super thread. You're really good at this.

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Re: Goobs - got your antibiotics?

Away for a Wax Job

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Thanks, Sammy