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by Qbert
Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:57 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....
Replies: 162
Views: 7134

Re: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....

(Shoalzie, still bangin' your cousin?) I would advise you to NOT go there in future posts, dipshit....unless of course you WANT to get run from here again. Keep it on the straight and narrow m2ool....focus on the task at hand and leave the bullshit elsewhere. we'll SEE what happens.... it aint over...
by Qbert
Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:43 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: AFC/NFC check in
Replies: 71
Views: 4860

Re: AFC/NFC check in

i'm GLAD that its the OFFSEASON?

y'all SUCK Donkey'Ballz as well.

sharpen your Pencil's for when it will matter.


...btw..did U hear????....the BROWNS are SUPPOSED to be VERY GOOD This YEAR......... :hfal:

talk amongst yourselves. :mrgreen:
by Qbert
Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:18 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....
Replies: 162
Views: 7134

Re: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....

You know why this "hillbilly" won't stay fucking retired ??? He lives on a farm in Mississippi!!! Have any of you been to Mississippi ? Seriously.... do you know what it's like living in Mississippi "on a farm" ? This third grade reject has made millions and millions of dollars....
by Qbert
Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:35 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: AFC/NFC check in
Replies: 71
Views: 4860

Re: AFC/NFC check in

the writing is on the wall for THE BROWNS this year... schedule is BRUTAL. as a FAN...i'm not sold on Derek Anderson. he's NOT consistent at ALL....nor, will he ever be consistent. jamaaaaal lewis.....yeah, you might have another year or 2 to be productive. Wr's....catch it if U can..and don't drop ...
by Qbert
Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:20 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....
Replies: 162
Views: 7134

Re: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....

You know why this "hillbilly" won't stay fucking retired ??? He lives on a farm in Mississippi!!! Have any of you been to Mississippi ? Seriously.... do you know what it's like living in Mississippi "on a farm" ? This third grade reject has made millions and millions of dollars....
by Qbert
Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lil' BSmack
Replies: 31
Views: 1855

Re: Lil' BSmack

congrats Bri'

now go find a willie parker ACL injury while getting your next 5000 diapear changes..
by Qbert
Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:32 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: What a sorry-ass race
Replies: 4
Views: 798

Re: What a sorry-ass race

glad that we we're having a family BBQ starting midway through.....the start of the race was very tedious at best.

was VERY Happy not to watch the LOWlights.

just off from JT the Brick---->Jimmie Johnson will be driving Randy Moss' TRUCK in a couple of weeks.

:paul:
by Qbert
Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:51 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: What a sorry-ass race
Replies: 4
Views: 798

Re: What a sorry-ass race

g and dave.....

get off of the ledge

Stewart going to Haas-Stewart makes everything better.

right.

its f'ing K-Y Bush's world.....and Mac is just tracking his points for all of us.

i've got nuthin...for now

just get off of the ledge.
by Qbert
Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's 40 or Older in Here?
Replies: 104
Views: 5932

Re: Who's 40 or Older in Here?

happy 45 Scott!

42 come September....Liver = retirement age though... :bode: :hfal:
by Qbert
Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:42 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Shockey to Aint's
Replies: 31
Views: 3087

Re: Shockey to Aint's

Then why haven't you ever been to New Orleans?? Dins...Pepper some instant potato mix over your head and you've got Cleveland. ....really???? is THAT all that you have to offer? c'mon sift through the coal dust and stumble over the uncles, cousins and sistahs....and u have West Virginia. substitute...
by Qbert
Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:57 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: The "Open"
Replies: 42
Views: 1934

Re: The "Open"

chrissy's ex used to be the "Shark's" BEST FRIEND????????

not gonna research...just heard this on FOX Radio.

still want Norman to WIN....but.....what will Page 3 say?
by Qbert
Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:31 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....
Replies: 162
Views: 7134

Re: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....

c'mon MEN.(and trev)

we've been together since pre2k.

its the OFFSEASON.

SMACK DUMBNESS as you see fit..as per usual.

bring'yer GAME in JUNE if u need too....????

chillax and throw 'barbs 'til Training Camps OPEN.....
by Qbert
Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Time to clear the air
Replies: 22
Views: 3035

Re: Time to clear the air

some of the dust has been swept up and some hasn't.

its the "off-season" guys....keep that in prespective...please.

NFL Forum 'Polices itself' by beating~down BAD POSTS.

get BUSY so we don't have to get out the BROOM. :mrgreen:
by Qbert
Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:43 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....
Replies: 162
Views: 7134

Re: Dear God, kill this hillbilly....

i won't delete this stuff....not yet anyways.

get back "on topic."

it IS 'tee-ball' Season afterall.
by Qbert
Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:39 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Training Camp Issues
Replies: 97
Views: 5119

Re: Training Camp Issues

fixed by ME.

please continue with "intellectule" discussions please.
by Qbert
Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Damn.....
Replies: 5
Views: 683

Re: Damn.....

Mace

glad that all is well godsspeed to ALL that are dealing with the Floods.
by Qbert
Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:22 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Props to Tony Stewart
Replies: 12
Views: 1925

Re: Props to Tony Stewart

the s00n to be former #20 = BAP....Wags

Tony will = Robby Gordon pretty soon--->mark it down.

(that's not a bad thing either).
by Qbert
Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:52 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Steelers for sale
Replies: 2
Views: 638

Re: Steelers for sale

i vote for the Modell Family to "buy" back into the league.
by Qbert
Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:34 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ex-Bolt Terrence Kiel punches out...
Replies: 4
Views: 659

Re: Ex-Bolt Terrence Kiel punches out...

HELLO?????

is this Terrance?????

My Name is DARWIN......

NICE to meet you.


sad.
by Qbert
Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.
Replies: 25
Views: 2169

Re: Creative writing assignment. Write a haiku about a movie.

fuck a bunch of you

you do not really know me

get a life fuck heads

:bode:
by Qbert
Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:47 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: NHRA Funny Car driver Scott Kalitta KILLED
Replies: 11
Views: 1914

Re: NHRA Funny Car driver Scott Kalitta KILLED

yeah, unfortuneatly i can confirm that.

not a good situation at all.

Norwalk Race did great tributes to honor SK's life/career.

RACK Doug Herbert's WIN....helping to heal the loss of his son's.

pretty good race day...'cept for the rain delays.
by Qbert
Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:36 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Segment 3 Picks
Replies: 12
Views: 2199

Re: Segment 3 Picks

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by Qbert
Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:30 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Once a Raiduh.....
Replies: 7
Views: 827

Re: Once a Raiduh.....

Felix wrote:he looks like the guy who asked me if I had any spare change last Friday night
...nah....he's the dude that tossed me out of a bar at Put~in~Bay on Friday. FVCKER!!!!!!!! :bode:
by Qbert
Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:27 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: I hate scrambles
Replies: 16
Views: 1633

Re: I hate scrambles

i won't take time to quote you Rumps.....

whomever Tees off LAST will WIN Longest Drive and Closest to the Pin; etc.........

Sin,

them that has the MOST GREASE out FRONT.....should've told'ya......
by Qbert
Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:19 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: NHRA Funny Car driver Scott Kalitta KILLED
Replies: 11
Views: 1914

Re: NHRA Funny Car driver Scott Kalitta KILLED

Paully/Dave i talked with 'my pops' about this tonight. he didn't have "real" inside info(as he wasn't working the Event)......but, he called an Official who was there. its an INSTANT Reflex to Pull the Chutes when on Fire. AND that didn't happen. the thought is that something HIT SK when ...
by Qbert
Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:05 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: NHRA Funny Car driver Scott Kalitta KILLED
Replies: 11
Views: 1914

Re: NHRA Funny Car driver Scott Kalitta KILLED

the great debate will now be about the "traditional" Race Tracks.....and their alottment of "track space." .....errr......shutdown area. the Spring Nationals that were ALWAYS at National Trail over Father's Day....is no longer there because the Rader Family couldn't BUY the Farme...
by Qbert
Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:30 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Have we had a Mace sighting?
Replies: 200
Views: 28704

Re: Have we had a Mace sighting?

....gurgle.....gurgle...FENCE.....gurgle.....

CUBS ARE IN FIRST PLACE!!!!!! gurgle

c'mon Mace.....sandbag or POST?
by Qbert
Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:20 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: WTF?
Replies: 26
Views: 1430

Re: WTF?

sorry,i had ROCCO on the short~bus LIST.....but....

....i had ELDRICK ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

INCREDIBLE Putting.

furking RACK'em BOTH!

stones to Rocco----3 birds down the stretch...but, alas....

all Hail TIGER!
by Qbert
Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:24 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Fight dogs - beat the old lady - keep it in the family
Replies: 4
Views: 615

Re: Fight dogs - beat the old lady - keep it in the family

quite the Surprise.....no.
by Qbert
Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:26 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: WTF?
Replies: 26
Views: 1430

Re: WTF?

Felix wrote: darkhorse-Padraig Harrington
this is working out well...errrrrr......not.

WIN $$$$$ this weekend Felix.......!!!!!!!!!!
by Qbert
Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:22 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Segment 2 Results
Replies: 23
Views: 2145

Re: Segment 2 Results

PENSKE, Roger.....if u need him...fyi.

agreed, agreed, agreed; but, see above.

hope this week is better.

~Sin,

PENSKE
by Qbert
Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:47 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Terrible day gone good
Replies: 22
Views: 1337

Re: Terrible day gone good

BSmack wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:I wolf it again and make birdie again. $8 for the greenie, $8 for the skin, and another $24 for the wolf.
Again? In English this time?
lots of Crisco at home for the Wolf? :mrgreen:

nice run rumps.
by Qbert
Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:40 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: NHRA Summer Nationals
Replies: 8
Views: 1302

Re: NHRA Summer Nationals

Carbs belong in the Stone Age, Q....I'm dealing with electronic fuel injection here. Mine, in fact, is completely programmable and I've got it fairly close. remember....my pops is the PRO.....i run a golf store. Duly noted, my friend. :wink: exactly Paully. back in the day....we ran Comp Eliminator...
by Qbert
Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:08 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Top 10 NFL Rivalries
Replies: 27
Views: 988

Re: Top 10 NFL Rivalries

all that i can say is....that...every game that i have been to in Cleveland over the last 30+ years....IS that a PITTSBURGH SUCKS CHANT ALWAYS comes OUT!

doesn't matter whom the opponent is...sorry.

PITTSBURGH SUCKS (and Cincinnati swallows....)

Ann Arbor is a WHORE as well.
by Qbert
Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:57 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: RIP Mad Dog
Replies: 10
Views: 936

Re: RIP Mad Dog

props to Dwight White....RIP
by Qbert
Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:54 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: NHRA Summer Nationals
Replies: 8
Views: 1302

Re: NHRA Summer Nationals

hmmmm....

time~trials early....then it gets hotter....

did the tire's SHAKE at launch?

carb jets
ignition timing
rear~end gear

remember....my pops is the PRO.....i run a golf store.
by Qbert
Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:47 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: NHRA Summer Nationals
Replies: 8
Views: 1302

Re: NHRA Summer Nationals

pretty Sweeet WIN for FORCE!!!!

crutches to Hillary Hottie as well!

looking forward to going back to Norwalk at the end of the Month. Budweisers topped off by a Roast Beef Sundae--->not kidding 'bout that!

pm if you want to know about it.
by Qbert
Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:18 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: If you have an extra $ 400.00 lying around
Replies: 2
Views: 647

Re: If you have an extra $ 400.00 lying around

SORRY!!!!

there's a Driver that's out there for every Golfer.

you FIT~UP the Golfer.

thanx for 30 bucks and tell me you knew.
by Qbert
Fri May 30, 2008 4:15 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Segment 2 Results
Replies: 23
Views: 2145

Re: Segment 2 Results

Moving BACK??????

OUCH in ADVANCE....errrrr.....WELCOME BACK MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanx for the Efforts!
by Qbert
Fri May 30, 2008 3:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Harvey Korman Dead
Replies: 9
Views: 1936

Re: Harvey Korman Dead

Now Go do....that Voodoo....that you do.......So WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Land...land....land---->see SNATCH..... very sad indeed about the passing of HEDDEY....but; think about it--->Blazing Saddles was out in 1974? HK lived off of this SCHTICK for 35'ish years.....pretty damn good...yes??? rack'em (land...