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by Qbert
Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:23 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Segment 1 Results
Replies: 25
Views: 2373

Re: Segment 1 Results

let's see how many points the #99 loses for not passing post race inspection.

the JR aplologists...errr...Nation will be asking for "a WIN."
by Qbert
Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption (!)
Replies: 18
Views: 2243

Re: Caption (!)

has anyone seen my sunglasses...........???????

KNOCK KNOCK!

who's there?

EMERSON

emerson who?

EMERSON NICE TITS BIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!
by Qbert
Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:31 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: McFadden just ran a 4.27 40.....
Replies: 20
Views: 1863

Re: McFadden just ran a 4.27 40.....

Shoalz

enjoy seeing Bodden on IR and/or 'doubtful' on each week's injury report.

Shaun Rogers....big fatty???? COOL!!!!!

At least he's not about to collect a Soc Security Check....ie Ted Washington, Orpheus released Roye and Willie McGinest.
by Qbert
Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:25 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: NFL draft - and free agency period
Replies: 204
Views: 10465

Re: NFL draft - and free agency period

NFL Network's Adam Schefter reports the Browns have reached agreement with Donte' Stallworth Oh shit! Q, where the hell you at? Your team is cleaning the fuck up right now! I wonder how cheap Donte came..... i don't know if 7yrs. @ 35 mil is cheap for Spleef Stallworth... ; didn't hear about the si...
by Qbert
Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:14 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: NFL draft - and free agency period
Replies: 204
Views: 10465

Re: NFL draft - and free agency period

Nacho wrote: I wonder if they will try to talk trade with the Browns about either Anderson or Quinn. Maybe Q has heard something on that front.
sorry pb....haven't heard any of THAT 'good news!!!!'

please COWBOYFan....please inquire about a Trade for Derek Anderson! :lol:
by Qbert
Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:51 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: NFL draft - and free agency period
Replies: 204
Views: 10465

Re: NFL draft - and free agency period

pretty penny? 50.5 Mil????? for WHO?????? what kind of dirt does Tommy Kelly have on the Crypt Keeper to demand that kind of JACK? DUDE is coming off of knee surgery and NOW is the Highest PAID D-Lineman in the NFL. Alex Trebeck would take "who is Tommy Kelly" for $200....not $2000. WTF RA...
by Qbert
Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:39 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Did anybody catch that comeback by Tigger?
Replies: 40
Views: 3140

Re: Did anybody catch that comeback by Tigger?

my fuckin head is going to explode.....information overload and whatnot..... one of my favorite golf course "pranks" is to ask somebody right before they're getting ready to tee off...... "do inhale or exhale when you swing"..... gets em almost everytime.... ...ahem...it has bee...
by Qbert
Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:01 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Thoughts and prayers, SteelerFan
Replies: 6
Views: 772

Re: Thoughts and prayers, SteelerFan

BROWNSFan will pay due RESPECT to Myron Cope.

He was an ICON, advocate and innovative.

Condolences to his Family and SteelerNation.
by Qbert
Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:54 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Pittsburgh Steelers, 2004 AFC Champions
Replies: 54
Views: 2364

Re: Pittsburgh Steelers, 2004 AFC Champions

umm....it gives the Offense/Defense an "Extra KEY"('s) to call upon due to their "illegal" preperation?

Mike...you say that the advantge would be "minimal."

in a League of PARITY.....how is that "minimal?"

c'mon
by Qbert
Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:37 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Did anybody catch that comeback by Tigger?
Replies: 40
Views: 3140

Re: Did anybody catch that comeback by Tigger?

a Consummate Salesman Replies: i bowled a 290/760 last week. that = 11 Strikes in a Row; and i've had 2 300's! (not in adelpiero's league YET!!!) its "almost" golf season here. do you really LIKE your Golf Club Fitting? (i didn't personally do it).....so, i blame the Mormons! :bode: are y...
by Qbert
Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:33 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Did anybody catch that comeback by Tigger?
Replies: 40
Views: 3140

Re: Did anybody catch that comeback by Tigger?

Dominating stuff by Eldric. Could be 2000 all over again. he's better now than he was then.......three tournaments three wins...... un beevable...... did I tell you I got my first round in last Sunday....a fucking disaster....5 over on the front side..... it's those Mizuno's....it can't be the indi...
by Qbert
Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:24 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Pittsburgh Steelers, 2004 AFC Champions
Replies: 54
Views: 2364

Re: Pittsburgh Steelers, 2004 AFC Champions

....uhhh....SLAPNUTZ???????

FYI...there's no TROLLING in HERE!

Moose out Front should've told'ya.........

you are being Watched...so feel FREE to Expand upon the BiG Magic Bullet Theory.
by Qbert
Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:36 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: oh...OK....FINE.....I'll Post it--->2008 NASCAR Sign~Up
Replies: 15
Views: 2287

Re: oh...OK....FINE.....I'll Post it--->2008 NASCAR Sign~Up

Bud shootout

1st 150

WON

still struggling with the idea of "rooting" for JR. under the Hendrick banner....much like you; i'll struggle with it for awile.
by Qbert
Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:44 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: What are we....3 weeks away?
Replies: 26
Views: 2042

Re: What are we....3 weeks away?

who gives a Shit about your Finchy DUCK Hook?????? i'm in IT for the BEER and talking to you about NHRA Drag Racing!!!!!!!!!!!! 90 = PAR is about the TRUTH. i guess that you'll be buying the 1st SIXER......since i'll be all about John Force, John Force and John Force.....rather than GOLF and drinkin...
by Qbert
Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:11 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: oh...OK....FINE.....I'll Post it--->2008 NASCAR Sign~Up
Replies: 15
Views: 2287

Re: oh...OK....FINE.....I'll Post it--->2008 NASCAR Sign~Up

88 (pain's me to do that.) You have no idea. Fuck the darkside. Wags....we've been compodreas for quite some time. FREE ROBBY GORDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (c'mon....Dude IS 'salt of the Earth.....really.) Dammit....he IS. Wags i don't want to JOCK JR.....i really don't, BUT; doesn't HE have the right to ...
by Qbert
Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:36 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: What are we....3 weeks away?
Replies: 26
Views: 2042

Re: What are we....3 weeks away?

Bri'

explanation on Drag Racing?

happy to help you out....lets meet at Peek~n~Peek....we'll Golf on the Hill Course.

PAR = 90

quarter~flip for who buys 1st 6-pack.
by Qbert
Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:01 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: oh...OK....FINE.....I'll Post it--->2008 NASCAR Sign~Up
Replies: 15
Views: 2287

oh...OK....FINE.....I'll Post it--->2008 NASCAR Sign~Up

...but, not gonna run it.....

1st segment is a "free~for~all".....pick your 4 Favorite Drivers; and, no teams can Match.

all point results come from NASCAR.com


20
11
17
88 (pain's me to do that.)
by Qbert
Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brits to Institute Regular Ghusl Check?
Replies: 9
Views: 923

Re: Brits to Institute Regular Ghusl Check?

flight velocity of the fully laden Swallow?
by Qbert
Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:06 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: What are we....3 weeks away?
Replies: 26
Views: 2042

Re: What are we....3 weeks away?

I may have to adopt the NHRA as my new redneck gearhead passion. I'll have to get out to Heartland park Topeka and catch 'em this year. Watching it live beats the hell out of watching it on TV. Dave as always, i try to pass along some info..... i sent Pics to Paul from our trip to Norwalk the NHRA ...
by Qbert
Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:14 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: What are we....3 weeks away?
Replies: 26
Views: 2042

Re: What are we....3 weeks away?

FORCE made a Run?

Outstanding!!!

thanx for the good news Paulie!

:bode: Physical Rehabilitation
by Qbert
Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:09 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: 2008 NASCAR pick 'em contest sign up
Replies: 10
Views: 1329

Re: 2008 NASCAR pick 'em contest sign up

i'll Happily fight it out with Wags for LAST!

IN
by Qbert
Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:44 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Guess who looks like a little bitch now?
Replies: 7
Views: 849

Re: Guess who looks like a little bitch now?

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.thadoghouse.com/images/tik1.jpg&usg=AFQjCNF-6oZvdwejLsKIWt70KdphW-JWMw Discuss add to that-->Shockey's absence over the playoff RUN. That image of Shockey slamming Coors Lights and Long Islands from the skybox instead of with his team in the biggest gam...
by Qbert
Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:32 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Favorite club in your bag
Replies: 21
Views: 1504

Re: Favorite club in your bag

Cueball wrote:just a club I trust....
.....hmmmmmm.....a baby Seal walks into a Club........

WAAAAwaaaaa.......

MacGregor VIP SW

(oh shoot-->How's about those 3 year old Nickent 3DX Hybrids!!!!!--->i have 3 and INDY has some too!!!!!)
by Qbert
Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:24 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: If you think the Patriots will win the SB you're a dumbass
Replies: 85
Views: 5794

Re: If you think the Patriots will win the SB you're a dumbass

I'm so furking GLAD that there is a New DRIVE!!!!!!! :bode:
by Qbert
Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:19 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Guess who looks like a little bitch now?
Replies: 7
Views: 849

Re: Guess who looks like a little bitch now?

R-J.ack wrote:Image

Discuss
add to that-->Shockey's absence over the playoff RUN.
by Qbert
Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:16 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dr. Z: I'm Tired of Being the A-hole
Replies: 28
Views: 1140

Re: Dr. Z: I'm Tired of Being the A-hole

the NFL HoF will not be significant/up to date until these inductions happen:

1. Ray Guy
1a. Art Monk

i've been on these boards for 8 years...and we've had the same yadda about it.

Game Changers.

They ARE....PUT THEM IN.
by Qbert
Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:04 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: I don't watch football anymore
Replies: 20
Views: 1202

Re: I don't watch football anymore

I can't believe all the things Adelpiero and I see eye-to-eye on. - NFL is fading - bowling - how much fun it is when his ass is lit-up by me RIP, Shoutbox Bowling? 657 and 664 the last 2 weeks.....more importantly--->i Won the Ladder Bracket both weeks. :bode: CHUMP 235 AVG Bowler didn't know how ...
by Qbert
Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:33 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Good fuck lord
Replies: 32
Views: 2565

Re: Good fuck lord

D

U and RJ,Loco,Toos, et All.... have seen enough.

the senile bastard has completely screwed it up.....and it can't be fixed.

sux for Kiffen.....sux for Ryan (COACH?)

wait 4 Dennis Green....and then wait for Alcula to visit Hospice.....errrrr Starbucks.
by Qbert
Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:32 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: KC honks
Replies: 35
Views: 1601

Re: KC honks

2008 New Year's Resolution - Don't open an NFL thread in which Paul or Goober are the last person to post. poppy....you have received MENSA STRENGTH from being Overseas.... couple THAT with everything ELSE.....D---->ITS YOUR MESSAGE BOARD!!!!!!!!! (just don't tell 'Orc yet.) c'mon poppy????
by Qbert
Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:24 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Philip Rivers- STEEL nads
Replies: 66
Views: 1579

Re: Philip Rivers- STEEL nads

Hmmm..... Which former NFL player do you think of when you hear the initials OJ? O.J. Anderson? MVP of Super Bowl XXV i would've went with O.J. Mc Duffie.....just becuz he left Marion, OH for the GLORY of Gates Mill Hawkin, Penn State and the MIGHTY DOLPHINS. he didn't WIN after he Left Marion?!!!!...
by Qbert
Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:27 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: "Dork Calling Orcinus..."
Replies: 23
Views: 1032

Re: "Dork Calling Orcinus..."

Tears

tit~slings!
by Qbert
Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Murderess, slut, bitch, cunt whore finally rotting
Replies: 27
Views: 1548

Re: Murderess, slut, bitch, cunt whore finally rotting

thank you for not leaving this shit~pile in our Forum.
by Qbert
Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brother, pull up your trousers
Replies: 9
Views: 629

Re: Brother, pull up your trousers

it wasn't ME!

Sin David

STAND TALL
by Qbert
Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:38 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: giants @ green bay
Replies: 28
Views: 2004

Re: giants @ green bay

I pretty much agree with q's take on the game. thanx poppy! GLAD I COULD HELP!!!!!!!! ummm.....yeah....low scoring affair..yadda yadda yadda. something SMELLS funny.....one of these games are going to go against the Chalk. i would PICK GB All Day.... .....but, something doesn't feel right. HAPPY if...
by Qbert
Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:23 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Who would have seen this coming
Replies: 9
Views: 563

Re: Who would have seen this coming

Shoalzie? re-read your post....please. He'll go play a couple of years in the CFL or Arena League like Ricky Williams and then apply for reinstatement. Ricky burned some weed. Pacman got people paralyzed. Not quite the same thing. In the real world, you're right. In professional sports, however, it'...
by Qbert
Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:07 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2008 NFL draft order
Replies: 14
Views: 809

Re: 2008 NFL draft order

Aren't we forgetting the 20th pick in the draft? 20. Cowboys via Cleveland. Thanks alot Shitstains for the wonderful freakin pick. Moved up a whopping two spots from last years draft. :hfal: Cleveland's pick is yet to be determined based on the playoffs, even though they're not in. Washington and T...
by Qbert
Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:00 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Choi wire 2 wire at Sony
Replies: 8
Views: 724

Re: Choi wire 2 wire at Sony

Mr. Doubtfire
Sergio
Adam Scott
Appleby/Allenby
Rose/Badds
Choi

throw Charlie 3 sticks in there too.
by Qbert
Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:01 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Board Bitch 2007
Replies: 30
Views: 2494

Re: Board Bitch 2007

Nolesy wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:trix left???

i knew he and a few were going at it, but it was typical trix threads, but what sent him over the edge?
Apparently the strain was more than he could bear.
Wyatt...if you were not my Friend.....I could not bear it......
by Qbert
Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:51 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: New Ohio State Logo
Replies: 19
Views: 707

Re: New Ohio State Logo

L45B wrote:Nice work, Sam. I like that one much better than the Buffalo Bills/OSU logo floating around. :lol:
...verrah Niiiice.....

ahem.....bullshit....ahem.... :mrgreen:
by Qbert
Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:38 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: No. 5 Jaguars (12-5) at No. 1 Patriots (16-0) -- Discussion
Replies: 30
Views: 1918

Re: No. 5 Jaguars (12-5) at No. 1 Patriots (16-0) -- Discussion

didn't JAX lose one of their DTackles last week...prompting the insertion of Grady Jackson?

Grady starred on Sanford and Son...yes.....???????

point is....no pressure from the DLine of JAX makes Giselle a happy.....well.....

*** 45
JAX 17