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Yes, and that's why BSuck qualified that by saying "they usually are." Christ, do you ever get tired of plungering yourself? Of course not, especially when its done by Stanley Q. Pikkkle, the pride of Fagison.

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I know you're really this stupid, but it doesn't take a Wisconsin fan to figure out that cold shooting and good defense often go hand in hand. Anything else I need to fill you in on? Never mind, stick to posting in the Fat Fucks Thread.

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Terry, I'm well aware Kasten and the Lerners completely torpedoed any semblance of an enjoyable day for Nationals fans from the get-go. That fact has not been lost on me one bit and has been covered ad nauseum in major media outlets and Mark Zuckerman's blog.

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Yes. And smoking laws do not apply to him. Definitely go see them if they come to Shittsburgh. They were on fire last Friday. Truly a band that has never received its commercial due.

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He never said he didn't.

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Who cleaned it up?

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Good call. 2/3.

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The only thing remotely redeeming about Catholicism is that you're in and out between 50 and 60 minutes.

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I'm at work. What's the link?

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Nothing like getting swept by your bitter rival in the regular season. I predict for that to happen in three weeks, if you guys make it that far.

Gonna pull Fleury's head out of his ass? He's gonna need it.

Start shining your clubs and bust out your Pirates hat, twinkletoes, you're gonna need 'em.

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Do you also use it to bathe your wife?

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Choke on a dick, you paint-huffing simpleton.

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I don't care. Even Bush didn't wear a Rangers hat in 2005. Why is that so hard to comprehend? He wasn't a Washington guy.

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Dude it was at a MINIMUM 1/2 Philly fans and closer to 1/3. The Nationals were selling group tickets since January and a bunch of business running buses from Philly bought tickets in bulk. The entire right field pavillion was Philly fans. Yes, you guys totally ruined our opening day. As per usual wh...

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MuchoBulls wrote:I wonder if Elin knocked out one of Tiger's chicklets because that one on the top is pretty discolored from the rest.

Could have had a root canal from when he was younger. I had a root canal in 95 on one of my front teeth and I have to get it whitened every 5-6 years.

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Quit defending him, Terry. Jesus. If you claim to be such a fan, not that hard to name one fucking favorite player from back in the day. He's not a true South Sider anyway.

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I think it's safe to say he's major league real. The over/under on him making it to the bigs is 10 minor league starts.

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Heyward is going to be incredible. The dude is only 20. Unreal. Sam, not only did they have to face Halladay but Lannan had to face a BRUTAL Philly lineup. They are playing for the World Series and the Nats are playing for .500. Halladay was shaky the first time through the lineup, then he settled d...

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That "bad team" excuse doesn't fly, Terry. Hell, even I can come up with five players from that epic 119 loss Tigers team:

Matt Anderson, Brandon Inge, Dimitri Young, Carlos Pena, Bobby Higginson.

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Go suckle a hot waffle iron, you douchehole cover. Not everyone ditches alliance to their team the minute they take up residence in DC, dimrag. "I didn't start rooting for the Sox until I moved to Chicago." -- BHO Suck on that, douche. Check out this clip, what a fucking disgrace. Can't e...

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http://natsinsider.blogspot.com/2010/04/great-day-til-game-started.html bdrube said... That was an utterly classless move by Obama, and I say that having grown up a White Sox fan. Why don't you just kick a fanbase when it's down, you empty suit jackass? I never, ever, thought I would favorably compa...

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R-Jack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:He totally slapped the franchise in the face.
Now they know how WE feel.

Sin,
All 14 National fans.

No shit. Then everything after the bottom of the 1st was downhill from there.

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Go suckle a hot waffle iron, you douchehole cover. Not everyone ditches alliance to their team the minute they take up residence in DC, dimrag. That's not my point, you diseased Cuddles Analyticals emanating from Katy's stanky vag. My point is that the President was invited by the fucking Nationals...

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I racked Bush. Isn't that enough?

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When is the NCAA going to stop deifying Myles Brand? Christ almighty. Next thing you know it will be publishing Myles' Little Red Book.

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Even though I grew up a White Sox fan, I'm a little pissed off Obama had the fucking gall to wear a Sox hat while throwing out the first pitch at the Nationals game today. Another slap in the face for baseball in DC. You know, I would forgive him if the Sox were playing the Nats, but the Sox had the...

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Very nice.

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Yep, totally did not approve of wearing the Sox hat. They weren't even playing the fucking Sox. Weak effort by the President.

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Get fucked, IF. Just because Nats Park is Philly South doesn't mean the level of play is any less. Wait......

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Cutting out of work in 30 min here to go to the Phils-Nats opener. Halladay vs. Lannan. Gonna slam a couple beers on the Hill and then head to the game. Will probably be drunk by 4. Then we're going to another Hill bar to watch the Royals-Tigers game. I will probably be unconscious by 7. Second stra...

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Technically, Good Friday is the celebration of the murder and Easter is the celebration of the resurrection. I always hated Holy Thursday the most though.

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Rack M CLub

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I saw Maya Moore play for UConn at ND in 08. She was pretty incredible. Tina Charles was the only player on the court who came close to being as good as her. I used to really enjoy covering WMU women's basketball when I worked for the Kzoo Gazette in 04-05. Mostly because there were a few hot chicks...

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You said that already.

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Pretty shocking deal from both sides. Jim loves the deal, I don't know what to think. I think McNabb would be OK in a short term situation, looks like Jason Campbell is all but gonzo. Will the Skins still draft a QB? What about the OL? Intrigue abounds. Stones from Bruce Allen and Shanny?

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Ask him when the sky is going to fall.

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JMak wrote:I love the attitude of guys here when you confound their arguments. Yeah, if I like UM football then I must also like UM basketball...otherwise, a jackass here cannot run a stupid comment by...

Nah, just more evidence you're a two-bit, pin-dicked shitstain ERRRR scU-M fan.

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JMak wrote:Michigan ain't my team...not in basketball.

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Archive this bitch already.

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Rack the fuck out of 88. If only any sermon I heard growing up was a sliver as hilarious as that.

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