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Who gives a big fat fucking rats cock, Sam? If the Craps were the better team they would have won instead of playing like 15 year old superstars ignoring the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over even if it isn't working. That's the beauty of the playoffs. The Caps played like an...

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Sudden Sam wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:I'm busy melting over the Crapitals. I'll be back in a few weeks.
THAT is why I hate hockey.

And what would THAT be?

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MuchoBulls wrote:I'm surprised the ref had the balls to call that goalie interference penalty that negated a Washington goal.

It wasn't the difference in the game but it would be ignorant to downplay its significance. Horrible call. Horrible.

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Down 3 games to 1, and the 8-seed comes back to win the series? Good fucking God, Screwball. Your. Team. Sucks. Thank you, Captain Obvious. Got any other enlightening takes? C'mon, you know more about hockey than IndyCockmagnet, got any takes on the game or series? I got plenty I'll get to later.

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I'm busy melting over the Crapitals. I'll be back in a few weeks.

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I would like for the Craps to stop acting like a bunch of fucking pussies and start camping out in front of the MTL net tonight.

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You call your wife Old Miss?

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IndyFrisco wrote:
Trampis wrote:What a tool. I hate politicians who have to put on a performance.
Funny seeing as though the only thing the POTUS can do well is put on a performance.

No shit. Republican hypocrisy is like original sin.

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What's the over/under on JaMushMouth being broke? Five years? I'll take the under.

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One time, I drank about a case of beer, took two hits of LSD and ate some mushrooms and by the time the Grateful Dead got into "Wang Dang Doodle", I had fried my noodle. Worst trip ever + thinking I was going to die + being trapped in NYC overnight with little to no money = An Educational...

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Well, you seem to know a bit more about hockey than IndyReacharound, so you have that going for you.

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While Halak is directly responsible for winning that game for Montreal, the Caps still played like shit for almost 30 minutes last night. Not a good feeling going into Wednesday.

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Anything with "grass clippings"

SHIT LIST RANKINGS WEEK X

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Please show the fuck up tonight, you piss-stained dirigibles.

Thanks,

Capitals fans

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Bball team has worn the same jerseys since 00-01, the Jason Richardson-Zach Randolf era.

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Shoalzie wrote:Why do they do this every few years? They've got a nice classic look...why tweak it so often?

Little bro syndrome.

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Marketers deserve to be dragged into the street and shot.

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Yep, those are pretty disgraceful. These take the cake:

What an abortion that home hockey jersey is. And STOP NAMING YOUR GOALIES CAPTAINS!

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Die in a Cultural Revolution, you degenerate fucktard.

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Sudden Sam wrote:Enjoyed the back and forth last night, Wags.

Oops.

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I am baffled by the fact the Capitals can't maintain any semblance of a net presence inside their offensive zone.

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Sirfindafold wrote:

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poptart wrote:M. Mitchell - THUMPER.

No wonder you like him.

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He's probably run by the same dude who runs General Penis.

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Seriously. What the fuck is a "waste purse?"

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I'm with MV, that sounds a little sketchy. But it's not the first time a government agency has been red-flagged for rampant porn use on the taxpayer dollar. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/sep/29/workers-porn-surfing-rampant-at-federal-agency/ EXCLUSIVE: Employee misconduct investigations, ...

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Goober McTuber wrote:^^^^^^
Mercy thread response.

Familiar with that, aren't you?

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I doubt he'll even receive bail.

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PSUFAN wrote:waste purse

What the fuck?

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WolverineSteve wrote:The defense (Fuck Schafer)

Nice scapegoat, pussy. Schafer wasn't responsible for last year's abortion. Just face facts: Your head coach is a giant piece of shit who is running your program into the ground. Time to pick another side, buddy. You're losing.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Adopt-A-Highway will be along sometime this spring to clean that up.

-PL

RRRRRACK.

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Bwaha. Keep flailing, fucktards.

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Hmm...I never played basketball in school, but I know pretty much all there is to know about it. My knowledge of hockey is not that of basketball, but it most definitely is more than "no fucking clue". We're not talking about the mechanics and execution of a dump and chase. If that were S...

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Is she still being persecuted by the liberal media?

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IndyFrisco wrote:I know plenty about hockey. I didn't grow up playing it, but I've watched it for years.

Thanks for confirming that you don't have a fucking clue about hockey.

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Hey jerkoff, I know you really don't know jack shit about hockey. But that snow "shower" Ovie laid on that kid was nothing. Pros, never the less Ovie, are the strongest, fastest skaters alive. With his speed and strength and ability to stop on a dime, if he intended to show up the kid, he ...

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smackaholic wrote:awfully sporting of you to take that assfukking so good naturedly.

Well of course, he's the one fucking the taxpayers in the ass.

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IndyFrisco wrote:Still a dick move doing that to a kid. No way that wasn't intentional.

You don't have a fucking clue. Stay out of the hockey forum, tard.

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So once again you’ve run your mouth, and have no intention whatsoever of backing it up. Noted. Dear Shrubber, I'm not going to make internet bets for you to welch on. My words speak for themselves. And if I'm wrong, you can just jump up and down and scream "JIZZ-MOPPER!" on repeat as you ...

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