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HighPlainsGrifter

This is the risk you run with no swimsuit competition. You allow ham planets to wear circus tents and score points espousing the correct political message.

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Rack Mikey. Joe Mansion is as scummy a politician as you'll find East of Bitch McConnell. His level of suck cannot be overstated. I don't even have words for it.

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A FullBullShit of JPEatapenis posts 😆🤣😂 Meat Loaf Head. In case you hadn't noticed, An actual court of law in New York city, JUST violated the 5th and 6th amendments, undermined our legal system, DURING the eve of the most consequential election in our nation's history. And, as a direct result, Joe...

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You do understand that trump has never received a majority of the popular vote, and since 1988, Republicans have only won the popular vote once? And you think a majority of Americans will now vote for someone who has been convicted of 34 felonies, still facing dozens of felony charges, impeached tw...

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StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2024 1:33 pm
High Plains Grifter wrote: A BatTart of Flat-Earthers

:mountainmannodding:

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Is this a Post Thanksgiving Dump Roll-Call?

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Speaking of the fake moon landings (HPG), and photos (StrawMan), I highly recommend this video, which I posted and commented on in here 3 years ago. NASA moon-landing astronauts produced a VOLUMINOUS collection of photos from their supposed time on the moon. And what they produced is simply -----> ...

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I'm pretty sure BatTart would settle for an unedited, nonstop video of a rocket leaving earth and docking with the ISS. Surely that's cheaper than this Antarctic expedition. There are hundreds if not thousands of videos from space, and our friend thinks all of them are fake. He doesn't believe that...

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I'm pretty sure BatTart would settle for an unedited, nonstop video of a rocket leaving earth and docking with the ISS. Surely that's cheaper than this Antarctic expedition.

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Where did you get that pic of kcdave? I hadn't seen that one.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 5:57 pm
Mikey wrote:Big Ben Davidson

:45 to :47
:51 to :54

What would happen if someone pulled these moves in today's NFL?

Concussion problems in the NFL?? Naaah.

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Ackbar references are on auto-rack.

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To summarize: Diego has wrestled the title of Dumbest Poster on T1B away from Screwy for a few minutes. I'm sure Screwball will take back the title but for now, congrats, Diego. You ARE the Dumbest Motherfucker!

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kcdave wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 10:37 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 2:30 am
StrawMan wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 1:18 am
See, Dave? This is a quality race-based meme for your WRCs.
That is a great meme, Screwloose.
That is also nearly the same pose I use when pulling your puppet strings.

Rack. Well played.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 3:05 pm ... or Stanley Kubrick.

Wait...

Oh, he's -----> dead.

I see what you did there and I do not disagree.

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Yeesh. At this point do we turn over the whole project over to Richard Branson?

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You guys are killing me in here. All of Washington is a stage.

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I qas digging the guitar but I haven't heard dumming like that since my kids were in 8th grade band

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StrawMan wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 8:35 pm Suni Williams to the International Space Station.

I looked her up. 58 years old, looks like she's been doing speed tests without a wind screen. Would not want to see her in high G.

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I had to look up klavern in the dictionary which basically proves I'm not a racist. Suck on that, Screy.

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Very good point, Mikey! I blame -----> kcdave. He is the one who insisted on smilies being changed. :smile: If anything gets fucked up, it's usually dave. If that guy stumbled upon the switch that powers the universe with a sign above it saying, "Do Not Touch!" dave would turn it off just...

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About the time I think my industry is dangerous I hear stories about office jockeys with their bodies falling apart and wonder if risking my fingers is better or worse than some of the medical stuff you white collar guys go through. It's definitely dangerous, in the long run, to sit in a chair all ...

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A show of Clowns.

Why Tea would be proud of my cross threading rite heer.

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Mike Johnson is breaking well outside protocol with the BLUE and red stripes. No way he gets the nod. I'm surprised Ted Cruz isn't attending simply because he would be guaranteed to have his picture taken.

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Did anyone in the pool of VP ring kissers have the foresight to wear a genuine made-in-China Donald Trump branded tie?

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Thanks, Roux. I still have all my digits but my fingernails are derpy from being smashed so often. I also have a fair amount of scarring on my corneas.

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https://preview.redd.it/the-hubris-i-tell-ya-the-absolute-hubris-v0-w3hueobeqp0d1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b8eb10a96c278aaad86e96d3f37cab0a75b38bfd I dont remember him saying that. Could you link me to the part of the speech where he tells women to "get back in the kit...

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Rack Coogs for taking care of his neighbors. This is a disaster with a feel good ending.

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Derecho might be a monthly event around here. We call them straight line tornados or maybe that's a different thing but still crazy wind in a straight line. One of the reasons we don't have trees.

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About the time I think my industry is dangerous I hear stories about office jockeys with their bodies falling apart and wonder if risking my fingers is better or worse than some of the medical stuff you white collar guys go through.

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Events like THIS demonstrate why Trump is so popular and becoming more popular every day. People remember the Trump years when our trees weren't falling down even though MSNBCoNN is constantly LYING about how many trees got blown down four years ago when we had the BEST tree survival rate in US hist...

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Hrose Cocks <---click at your own risk. You've been warned.

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At least, as usual, you continue to excel at mischaracterizing other people’s posts. For some reason I was under the impression that you were looking for a rational discussion but, when presented with some realistic challenges, you just get all defensive and completely exaggerate what I posted. OK ...

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I don't understand what is so complicated about going to space. We went to the moon on the first try and never had a failed attempt. Let's just do that again.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 11:12 am
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 9:48 am a phenomenon of successful women
Doesn’t this belong in the Murder of Crows thread?

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https://preview.redd.it/the-hubris-i-tell-ya-the-absolute-hubris-v0-w3hueobeqp0d1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b8eb10a96c278aaad86e96d3f37cab0a75b38bfd I dont remember him saying that. Could you link me to the part of the speech where he tells women to "get back in the kit...

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I don't remember repairing a pair of pants. Ever.

All my pants are damaged beyond repair. I should start billing Blattner Energy for that shit.

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Laura Ingram...ugh. Spotify keeps auto-playing her shows without my consent and I have a visceral reaction to her. Her voice could grind rocks into aggregate for my brick house project.

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Racketh bill in houston

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