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- Tue May 14, 2024 11:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3310
- Views: 904526
Re: Doom
Look it up dumbshit. I’m not your teacher, or your mommy. If you can get past FAUX News, Newsmax, and your fourth grade newsletter, it’s easy to find. I know that Google is another commie democrat conspiracy, but it can be your friend, and you can get most of the official data. Which you probably co...
- Tue May 14, 2024 10:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3310
- Views: 904526
Re: Doom
We cannot endure another 4 years of this administration’s fiscal ineptitude. What’s the solution? I haven’t a fucking clue. Become the world supplier of energy. As soon as the left took over, they scrapped everything. They actually used the strategic oil reserves. Reversed every policy from the tru...
- Tue May 14, 2024 10:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3310
- Views: 904526
Re: Doom
My wife predicted I'd lose $1,000 last month gambling. I only lost $980 so she shouldn't be upset, right? Is that how it works, Mikey? Your analogies don't make sense. If you didn't gamble at all you wouldn't win or lose. The economy continues whether you like it or not. There's not a continuous up...
- Tue May 14, 2024 9:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP David Sanborn
- Replies: 13
- Views: 189
Re: RIP David Sanborn
And Lenny Pickett (originally with Tower of Power, then musical director for SNL) has a pretty decent resume.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Pickett
Dude could dance a bit too.
https://youtu.be/6ulQPgIEBAw?si=nOFvLGZSw_QgsXpJ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Pickett
Dude could dance a bit too.
https://youtu.be/6ulQPgIEBAw?si=nOFvLGZSw_QgsXpJ
- Tue May 14, 2024 9:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP David Sanborn
- Replies: 13
- Views: 189
Re: RIP David Sanborn
Clarence Clemons did OK too.
- Tue May 14, 2024 6:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3310
- Views: 904526
Re: Doom
Bad inflation data today... Wholesale inflation picked up in April to its highest rate in a year as price hikes continue to weigh on American businesses, hamstringing the Federal Reserve’s plans to cut interest rates... https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/us-wholesale-inflation-just-hit-its-hig...
- Tue May 14, 2024 5:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: P.E.T.
- Replies: 10
- Views: 221
Re: P.E.T.
I know you're just being snarky, but that shit will still be here long after we finish killing ourselves off.HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 5:38 pm
That's cool as shit. California is an amazing place. Any way we can get y'all to stop fucking it up?
- Tue May 14, 2024 5:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: P.E.T.
- Replies: 10
- Views: 221
Re: P.E.T.
Dante's View is pretty cool too. 5,575' elevation and you can look straight down to Badwater Basin. Turn in the other direction and you can see Mt Whitney. The lowest and highest points in the Continental US. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5a5986b2cf81e095e172ce87/19797860-12d4-4e7e-a...
- Tue May 14, 2024 3:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 41
- Views: 911
Re: A Murder of Crows...
An army of aunts.
rank ‘em if you dare…
rank ‘em if you dare…
- Tue May 14, 2024 1:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: P.E.T.
- Replies: 10
- Views: 221
Re: P.E.T.
Nice pics.
Welcome to Commiefornia where the streets are all covered with human feces and used needles, and full of homeless illegal immigrant shoplifters and child sex traffickers. I see that you’ve encountered all of these.
Welcome to Commiefornia where the streets are all covered with human feces and used needles, and full of homeless illegal immigrant shoplifters and child sex traffickers. I see that you’ve encountered all of these.
- Tue May 14, 2024 3:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RIP David Sanborn
- Replies: 13
- Views: 189
RIP David Sanborn
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Sanborn Died yesterday from prostate cancer. Most of you probably never heard of him but he was one of the great saxophonists of the past 50 years. Played with a very distinctive sound that I could pick out just about anywhere. Besides being a leader on his own ...
- Tue May 14, 2024 2:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3310
- Views: 904526
Re: Doom
“Ongoing rate hikes?” How old is that quote?
- Tue May 14, 2024 1:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 801
- Mon May 13, 2024 10:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 801
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Not even close. Nice try though.
- Mon May 13, 2024 8:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 191
Re: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
My mom passed away 28 years ago. But my wife is a mother and Mothers Day is a good excuse to do something nice with her.HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:50 am I only have one mother. I am only required to call one person on Mother's Day, right?
- Mon May 13, 2024 8:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 191
- Mon May 13, 2024 7:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 801
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
At least JPG uses creative phrasing with his takes. They might be repetitive but they can be fun to read. He doesn’t and they’re not (fun to read). But that’s just me. I guess if you enjoy a massive word salad with a generous portion of spam, then you should be well sated. Dude spams just about eve...
- Mon May 13, 2024 7:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 41
- Views: 911
Re: A Murder of Crows...
Are you offended by what I posted?HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 7:33 pm Is Mikey the first person to make this thread overtly political?
Just checking something..
A blizzard of snowflakes.
Sin,
HPG
- Mon May 13, 2024 5:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 41
- Views: 911
Re: A Murder of Crows...
A rally of (at least 82,000) MAGAts.
- Mon May 13, 2024 4:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 191
Re: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
Thank God and gOD I don’t qualify.mvscal wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:15 pmOnly Midwesterners will understand.HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:05 pmLike Fazoli's!JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 6:25 am
Correct.
And it's nice to take mom to a nice place for primo Italian cuisine.
-dtown
- Mon May 13, 2024 4:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 801
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
8) It's all about context. Now you’re starting to get it. Not funny except to you and your little gang of lubed up middle aged fudge packers and maybe a few others like Eat A Dick. Great company. And BTW, your musical taste pretty much sucks as well. Nothing more pathetic than aged out hair bands tr...
- Mon May 13, 2024 1:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1410
- Views: 529482
- Mon May 13, 2024 1:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: TKO
- Replies: 8
- Views: 212
Re: TKO
When are they going to switch to pickleball? Much more grace and athleticism required.
- Sun May 12, 2024 11:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Just ordered one
- Replies: 8
- Views: 213
Re: Just ordered one
Ahhh… so that’s a 16 inch mockup in the kiddie pool.
- Sun May 12, 2024 8:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Just ordered one
- Replies: 8
- Views: 213
Re: Just ordered one
Yeah it’s better that the ultra rich should be buying this stuff than paying higher taxes.
- Sun May 12, 2024 7:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 801
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
It means I’m a racist.
Or I need some riting lessons.
Or I need some riting lessons.
- Sun May 12, 2024 1:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 801
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
You got me all figured out Mikey. Just a big ol' card carrying racist. Sent from my SM-G998U using Tapatalk I’ve often been told that I have remarkable of perception. I’ll bet some of your best friends are “black.” And BTW…if you go back and read my post I never called you a racist. I only said tha...
- Sat May 11, 2024 10:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 801
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Your reading comprehension leaves a lot to be desired as well. I never said that you posted anything racist.
Are you repeating fifth grade in the fall?
Are you repeating fifth grade in the fall?
- Sat May 11, 2024 9:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 801
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
I hate to break this to you Dave, but the racist memes really aren't funny at all. I know you just mean to stir things up but it's really not working except maybe for you and a few trools of well below average character and intelligence like EAP. So go ahead and keep it up if you want but I'm just l...
- Sat May 11, 2024 8:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
- Replies: 27
- Views: 652
Re: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
The O.J. jury got it wrong as well No it did not. The criminal trial had a burden of proof of beyond a reasonable doubt. The prosecution failed to meet that burden. The civil trial has a lesser burden of proof, and that jury found it was met. There's nothing inconsistent about it whatsoever. Carry ...
- Sat May 11, 2024 7:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 41
- Views: 911
Re: A Murder of Crows...
A casserole of penises.
Sin,
JPGettingbuggered
A classroom of underage girls.
Sin,
pedokkkal
Sin,
JPGettingbuggered
A classroom of underage girls.
Sin,
pedokkkal
- Fri May 10, 2024 5:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jimmy Johnson. RIP
- Replies: 6
- Views: 221
Re: Jimmy Johnson. RIP
ThisDonnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2024 5:38 pm
Fuck the Cowboys and anyone tainted with their stench.
- Fri May 10, 2024 12:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 41
- Views: 911
Re: A Murder of Crows...
Waiting for my dinner to cook and really hungry, so I can’t get this out of my head (…provide link to ELO thread here…).
A RACK of ribs.
KCDave…any comments?
A RACK of ribs.
KCDave…any comments?
- Thu May 09, 2024 10:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jimmy Johnson. RIP
- Replies: 6
- Views: 221
Re: Jimmy Johnson. RIP
RIP
Truly one of the GOATs. I remember him well from the late 60s early 70s Niners. He and Kermit Alexander made a pretty formidable pair of DBs. Same Niners team with Gene Washington John Brodie (both from Stanford), and Ted Kwalick.
Truly one of the GOATs. I remember him well from the late 60s early 70s Niners. He and Kermit Alexander made a pretty formidable pair of DBs. Same Niners team with Gene Washington John Brodie (both from Stanford), and Ted Kwalick.
- Thu May 09, 2024 10:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3310
- Views: 904526
Re: Doom
3 Cornal Mass Ejections on their way Cornal Ejections? I think Dr Scholls makes something for that. We do need to take this seriously, though. I know that the earth, as we know it, has been destroyed fairly regularly by these things. #DoomII https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSzg...
- Thu May 09, 2024 10:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
- Replies: 27
- Views: 652
Re: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
You’ve shown a propensity to obsess over other people’s genitalia. Do you actually have any of your own?
- Wed May 08, 2024 10:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 41
- Views: 911
- Wed May 08, 2024 9:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 41
- Views: 911
A Murder of Crows...
A gaggle of geese
A pod of whales
A school of fish
A committee of vultures
What do you call a bunch of snails?
A pod of whales
A school of fish
A committee of vultures
What do you call a bunch of snails?
- Wed May 08, 2024 3:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
- Replies: 77
- Views: 18280
Re: Get your Jack Smith fan gear today!
The only hero worshippers here are the ones prostrating themselves before their orange demigod. Everyone else is just hoping that Smith will successfully accomplish his important task.
Nice job of projection, though.
Nice job of projection, though.
- Tue May 07, 2024 11:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
- Replies: 84
- Views: 1906
Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Post a science experiment backing up your fantastical claim that water can cling to the outside of a flying, spinning ball. It is absurd. Ever tossed a soaking wet tennis ball into the air? If not then you should give it a try. You’ll probably find that no matter how high you toss it or how much yo...